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When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.

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The straight woman who wrote a book about her year as a lesbian


Oh jesus christ on a stick, what is this bullshit?  I know this is from The Daily Mail and it even has a Dan Savage video in the article but seriously?

This people.  This is a perfect example of monosexism and bi erasure. 

A woman who previously identified as straight started dating a woman for a year and wrote a book about it.  Now she identifies as bi.  However somewhere along the line, she and/or her publishers decided to title the book Lesbian For A Year.  

Because even when the author self-identifies as bi, she still must be put into a monosexual box of straight or lesbian.  Because calling the book The Year I Figured Out I Was Bi would not sell.  

Ugh, this whole thing ignores and erases bisexuality, implies that one can just become a lesbian on a whim, perpetuates the idea that one’s identity comes from who they are dating, and generally undermines whatever her well-meaning message of sexual fluidity might be had by framing the whole book it in monosexual frames. 

- Sarah

Bang a Gong (Get It On) by T.Rex



calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.

Have been reminded that I am …erm… a delicate flower.



We surpassed the goal of $500 to Tatiana Maslany and Jordan Gavaris’s birthday project.

This project will be donating to The Trevor Project in their names and will be a gift from the Clone Club. :)


how does one get into writing kindle erotica like i want to supplement my income plz help






y’all go to this website, sign up, fill out some tax crap

write about 5000 words of porn or more - 3000 or more also acceptable, but you don’t really want to go under that. don’t tab to indent, i swear to god, it fucks with amazon’s formatting so bad. don’t write any porn that’d send you to jail IRL, amazon naturally (and thank god) doesn’t accept that shit.

on the ‘bookshelf’ tab, you click ‘add new title’, fill out everything, upload a cover - you can get one free image a month (or maybe a week now, i dunno) from if you need some stock images of people’s abs and stuff but can’t put cash down for anything just yet - and amazon has a cover making application built right into the process too to make things easier or if you don’t know shit about photoshop or whatever.

then you upload the document itself. click save and continue. choose how much you want your title to cost - 2.99 is generally what most people price theirs at, because that’s where amazon’s 70 percent royalties starts at. enroll in kindle select if you want that 70 percent royalties to apply to the whole world, so you’re getting the same royalties no matter where you sell.

then you hit publish and wait and wait and wait and wait for amazon to actually publish the fucking thing.

then you wait 60 days after the end of the month to get your royalties! don’t know why, but that’s how amazon rolls.

and you just keep making more and more titles in the meanwhile to build up that income cuz you’re not likely to make a lot from just one title.

there’s no real ‘gatekeepers’ in kindle erotica - you just start writing and publishing and you keep doing it and building up a library. some genres/kinks/niches sell better than others, and trends come and go, but it’s really all up to you - to do the writing, the publishing, the marketing, and then more writing and publishing. you just keep at it, bit by bit. this is a market where it’s really all about quantity… the bigger your library is, the more sales you’ll start to rack up, building like a snowball. even better if you release titles on like a regular schedule. ideally you want to put up like 2 titles a week, but 1 a week is a good initial goal to shoot for.

you can also go to amazon’s author central to set up an author page to get all your titles in one place and help build a reader base/link readers and buyers in general to.

godspeed anon!



adding in my own hmmmmms

… I am seriously considering this. And also considering getting a proper pen name


Happy Birthday to the mega-talented Tatiana Maslany!


Happy Birthday to the mega-talented Tatiana Maslany!

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